Lacey Stats
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- Name: Lacey Voorhees
- Date of Birth: May 29
- Place of Birth: Somewhere in Missouri
- Current Residence: Jefferson City, Missouri
/ Metropolis / Wherever She Ends Up
- Hair Color: Black/Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: According to her - 5'4 1/2"
- Weight: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
- Theme Song: "Imperfection" by Saving Jane
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Fanfic-Verse
Lacey is a Mary-Sue. She didn't want to be one, but she is. In fact, she
seems to be a Mary-Sue that is used to put an end to other Mary-Sues.
Normally, she lives her life in a small duplex in Jefferson City, Missouri.
(She had an apartment, but moved when she'd had it with the faulty air
conditioning.) When she was growing up, she was a quiet kid, a loner, and the
youngest of four kids. She did well enough in school, but instead of going to
college, she used her college money on a 1968 Mustang Convertible and stashed
the rest in the bank.
She started working at a Pizza Hut back in her home town at the age of 16.
When she moved to Jefferson City two years later, she found it easy to get a
job at the branch there. Why? Because at least she'd have a job from the get
go.
Too bad it lasted for several years. But she slaved away. The cost of living.
She dabbled with a few classes now and again, but nothing really held her
interest.
She dabbled in writing, but nothing ever came of it.
Then one day she found herself in Middle Earth.. And her hell began.
Journal-Verse
In the world of journal fic/rp, Lacey differs from her story counterpart. Shortly after her adventures in the Buffy/Potter-verse, she found herself in a place called
The Lunatic Cafe. It was a strange cafe and inn located in a nexus. She was hired to wait tables and since she hated her previous job she figured why not? The pay was far better than normal reality wages. While employed there she met many characters from the multiverse and eventually, thanks to the fact she actually showed up to work, was made a manager.
Though the cafe has several variations, she's a manager at all of them and
is known as "The Bitchy One". She's proud of that title. Unlike her fic
counterpart, she lacks the evolving epiphanies and is still a living
boot to the head to anyone she thinks deserves it.
One day, she eventually met Clark Kent, AKA Superman. At first the two
clashed, at least she clashed with him, but he became a semi-regular and one
thing led to another... Apparently the woman just can't escape any version
of Clark Kent...
Eventually she woke up one day in a reality where she was nearly killed by a
psycho killer. She was rescued by her Superman and soon found out her
reality was skewed once more. Thanks to the goddess Silence, one of the not
so silent partners of the cafe (and one of the puppet masters during the
Buffy/Potter-Verse adventure) she found herself and her entire family moved
to Clark's reality. While her family remains in Missouri, Lacey's home was
settled in Metropolis. Apparently it was a "gift" of sorts from the sugar
induced goddess.
She still works at the cafe, but managed to get a job at the Daily Planet
writing a frivolous sort of column. Oh, and last anyone checked, she was
seeing Clark.. and likely ruining his reputation...