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Lacey Stats

 
  • Name: Lacey Voorhees
  • Date of Birth: May 29
  • Place of Birth: Somewhere in Missouri
  • Current Residence: Jefferson City, Missouri / Metropolis / Wherever She Ends Up
  • Hair Color: Black/Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Height: According to her - 5'4 1/2"
  • Weight: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
  • Theme Song: "Imperfection" by Saving Jane

Fanfic-Verse

Lacey is a Mary-Sue. She didn't want to be one, but she is. In fact, she seems to be a Mary-Sue that is used to put an end to other Mary-Sues.

Normally, she lives her life in a small duplex in Jefferson City, Missouri. (She had an apartment, but moved when she'd had it with the faulty air conditioning.) When she was growing up, she was a quiet kid, a loner, and the youngest of four kids. She did well enough in school, but instead of going to college, she used her college money on a 1968 Mustang Convertible and stashed the rest in the bank.

She started working at a Pizza Hut back in her home town at the age of 16. When she moved to Jefferson City two years later, she found it easy to get a job at the branch there. Why? Because at least she'd have a job from the get go.

Too bad it lasted for several years. But she slaved away. The cost of living. She dabbled with a few classes now and again, but nothing really held her interest.

She dabbled in writing, but nothing ever came of it.

Then one day she found herself in Middle Earth.. And her hell began.


Journal-Verse

In the world of journal fic/rp, Lacey differs from her story counterpart. Shortly after her adventures in the Buffy/Potter-verse, she found herself in a place called The Lunatic Cafe. It was a strange cafe and inn located in a nexus. She was hired to wait tables and since she hated her previous job she figured why not? The pay was far better than normal reality wages. While employed there she met many characters from the multiverse and eventually, thanks to the fact she actually showed up to work, was made a manager. Though the cafe has several variations, she's a manager at all of them and is known as "The Bitchy One". She's proud of that title. Unlike her fic counterpart, she lacks the evolving epiphanies  and is still a living boot to the head to anyone she thinks deserves it.

One day, she eventually met Clark Kent, AKA Superman. At first the two clashed, at least she clashed with him, but he became a semi-regular and one thing led to another... Apparently the woman just can't escape any version of Clark Kent...

Eventually she woke up one day in a reality where she was nearly killed by a psycho killer. She was rescued by her Superman and soon found out her reality was skewed once more. Thanks to the goddess Silence, one of the not so silent partners of the cafe (and one of the puppet masters during the Buffy/Potter-Verse adventure) she found herself and her entire family moved to Clark's reality. While her family remains in Missouri, Lacey's home was settled in Metropolis. Apparently it was a "gift" of sorts from the sugar induced goddess.

She still works at the cafe, but managed to get a job at the Daily Planet writing a frivolous sort of column. Oh, and last anyone checked, she was seeing Clark.. and likely ruining his reputation...